Here’s one for the feast day of the Dumb Ox:
Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.
Attr. St. Thomas Aquinas.
St. Thomas discusses remedies for sorrow in the Summa Theologica, First Part of the Second Part, Question 38. You can read it for yourself at the above link. Here’s the tl;dr version:
- Any pleasure is a remedy for sorrow (not necessarily the best remedy, but it does work).
- Weeping is a remedy because it provides an outlet for the sorrow.
- The sympathy of friends is a remedy (and good friends are a treasure).
- Contemplation of the truth is a remedy. St. Thomas regards this as a subset of “any pleasure” because contemplation of the truth is always pleasurable.
- Finally, sleep and baths are a remedy; in essence, sorrow drains the body of energy, and these things help restore that energy.
Noticeably absent from the list is any specific mention of wine.
Also note that St. Thomas didn’t say it in epigrammatic form. He is concise but often not terribly quotable.